Captain Jack Sparrow: Calling out bullshit since the 1740s.
Edward Norton on the set of Fight Club, 1999.
ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened
The human brain is an amazing organ. It functions 24 hours a day from the day we are born and only stops when we are taking an exam or fall in love.
things i want:
- to punch myself in the FUCKING FACE
- some mac n cheese
if u go through my phones call log all you see is my mothers number over and over